Most ridiculous title you’ve seen on LinkedIn? Bonus points for their real job title

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When people add “leader” in their title.

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SCon -> Asst Manager

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They forgot to add “to” like “Assistant to manager”

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Imagineer.
Apparently Fractal uses that. What's that all about?... Actually curious!

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Yup. Just that Noogler has way way more value

Chief Happiness Officer.

Love it when my friends rant about the CHOs in their company sapping the happiness out of the them every day.

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And the most ridiculous LinkedIn title award goes to......

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Growth hacker / Incoming management consulting intern

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