My firm wants associates to DocuSign a "toxicity pledge", including commitments to "walk the halls and belittle colleagues", "tell JRs things are immediately urgent at 7pm on a Friday and then not review them until Wednesday of the following week", "never go into the office but then ding associates for their attendance".

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They obviously missed the part where you ask associates to attend board meeting and not bill the client.

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#TheGoodwinWay

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Harvey, stop letting them use you for this stuff.

This wasn't AI just an associate waiting for comments to a draft 🥺

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