My girl friend recently joined Deloitte and ever since she has joined they have had so many parties . I think it’s the big 4 culture . Is there something I need to be afraid of ?

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You’re concerned that consulting requires socializing — especially during the holidays — for many people??? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Wow. Tell us you’re insecure without telling us you’re insecure.

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No, don’t worry 😂

Go with her in parties that need a +1 and don’t show your insecure or controlling side if you have one. Encourage her and let her do her own thing and get acclimatized and do well.

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she attractive? She walkin into a den of saltwater cr🟢codiles , protect hur

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😂😂😂😂😂

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I’m a female in Deloitte. She is fine. It isn’t like that here. She has to network to find a project or resources to leverage on a project (approaches and templates).

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Tell her to apply to Accenture. We don’t party at all. Public company and all

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But then she’d have to work at Accenture

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Why would you be afraid of her going to work parties?

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They’re accountants…what do you have to be afraid of?

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Good looking accountants. Trust, Accenture average is lower than big 4 average in terms of looks. We are suited for back office 😂 lol

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Don’t worry, some good looking Manager will be banging her in no time 😂

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Nerds

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Maybe if you work in industry you think that having social events with meals/drinks is the equivalent of a party, it’s really not. It’s still work and eventually you get tired. You’re with your colleagues (whether project team or local office), or your clients, you always have to network and put forth your best behavior, build relationships and manage perception.

Social events help remove the awkwardness of cold networking in the office. But no matter the amount of free stuff, at the end of the day, you’re still with coworkers and every action can impact your career. I’m sure your girlfriend is smart.

Be supportive, meet her friends, and be confident. What’s meant for you will be regardless.

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Put a ring on her finger

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SM1, Doesn’t stop anything. A guy at work whom we gush about out babies asked me to be his girlfriend. Didn’t even know how to react because it came out of the blues. We are both married

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Perhaps this is a question for her. We can offer you approximately nothing.

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All the Daddy D’s spend lunch break with her

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Besides holiday parties, not sure what other parties are going on…

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You need to listen to some Patrice O Neil lol

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RIP @ your gf

Were they having big parties before she joined? If not, then I think you have some qs for her.

Attach recorder to her clothes n tailgate

She belong to the streets now

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