My manager on my mid year review told me that everything I am is because of him. So basically all my years my expertise was taken credit for by a manager that believes he is God. Apparently the only reason I have a job is because of him.

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This. Maybe even get a tattoo of him on your face to further drag his name through the mud on your mugshot. Try and get the press involved too with cryptic letters.

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Anything you have accomplished is because of me. I made you.

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