Oh lawd gimmie the strength

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I hope there is something called LinkedIn jail for people like this, where everyone is forced to read these cringy posts 24/7 as a punishment.

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I feel like I’m in that with this Bowl 😂

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What’s that list got to do with Steve Jobs? I’m confuciused

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Digital Evangelist wtf does this even mean

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It means 💩

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
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2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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