My new girlfriend’s pit bull mut mix bit my dachshund’s face last night. How’s your weekend going?

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Next time you're in bed with her, bite her face. I meant her dog.

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We took her to the vet to get the wounds cleaned out. I’m afraid to have the dogs around each other again. She’s a great woman, but her dog is an 80-pound aggressive dog who is not good around other dogs. Might be tough on the relationship. Story of my life.

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Oh no! Is your dog ok? I have a nearly 4 month old as a single mother and might have bedbugs. So that’s fun. Guy with a dog is coming tomorrow. I can’t go to my parent’s cause my dad has cancer & is immune compromised and can’t have cats either. Anyway.. obviously hoping it’s nothing.

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