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I do not know any HR person who would paraphrase that in an email, nor any company that would issue a warning instead of simply firing the person—unless we are talking about a role where crude language is the norm—truck driver perhaps?

This looks more like a made up email from someone who has too much time on their hands.

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Clearly fake. Desis are the most submissive people on the planet

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Translation?

It means “you can treat an ass but not an asshole/fucker”

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Bob the client may think he learnt an ancient phrase from Saxena bhai

where is Dev, lol? I would venture to say the client was most likely a desi, too. ha ha

...and someone in HR as well, that's why it got picked up.

This is hilarious😂.

pretty sure there’s good reason why the individual chose violence that day.

Koi ise ceo banao yaar

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