Oh golly gee, we really wanted you to, Mark.


Best/Quickest way to get United lounge access?
Going in house is the move, right?
What’s the best agency to work at?
Any great resume-writer recos? I need help!
how many of you get high before/during work?
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If only his “go away” package reflected his incompetence. Sadly he’s walking away a lotto winner while employees will no doubt be on the streets.
Now go and chill in the South of France and reward yourself for making WPP the dumpster fire it is.
This guy will forever have my respect. During Covid amid all freelancers being laid off, I sent him and his staff an email. Please. Don’t. Do it. This email was straight to the point. Most of us were permalancers. If you fired us, your accounts would have no creatives. And we’d never find work for months. Now I can’t say for certain he read my email personally. But I did get a response from his assistant. And I was never laid off. Myself and countless others. This man, man. I owe you more than words can say.
Pro
Did you have client billable work to do? If yes, that is why you weren’t laid off.
Not from the goodness of anyone’s heart. Loads of people were laid off during Covid, especially from accounts that slashed marketing budgets like airlines, oil, hotels, travel etc.
That press photo of Mark Reed always makes me think it was taken while he was on the toilet.
Crapping out 100 dollar bills.
Mark Read and Philippe Krakowsky at a bar trying to come up with something they did successfully would be the most amazing podcast.
Chief
Lucky her.
Somewhere, far far away in the Great Beyond, the Commodore is slow clapping.
Read and Wren are on top for destroying the ad industry.