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"Booze Muhkidney" - the name checks out

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I’ve always liked that particular Dilbert. If only I got to drink my lunch...

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This makes me sad

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💯 - no exaggeration or fake news

Ironically at Booze Muhkidney we can no longer expense alcohol. It's true. Well, the management can expense whatever they want. Us peons, nope.

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Please help me in determining the hike %age comparing these 2. Both have different amount incentives and shift payout included , so i am really confused how to calculate.
Top one is before hike and down one is after hike.

Thank you so much!

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Hi GDS Folks,

I just got to know from my Counselor that my Lead rating is Differentiating with Promotion :)

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Hello Fishes,

Please post your area of living, Work location, Mode of Commute, Distance between House to Work, and Mode of living in comments. Just to get an idea on how much is the spread of our bowl 😉 and also to others who are in need can DM/reply for any queries.

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