Only your laziest employees will use PTO...I suppose it's nice to see this guy admit that he set up an unlimited PTO policy to screw over his employees. Can we call that progress?

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Only in America to we brag about robbing people of vacation time. There is a reason most other developed countries take significantly more time off than we do. There’s a reason even medieval serfs only worked on avg 150-175 days/year.

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The EU hasnt fallen behind because of more vacation time. Back 25 years ago when the US and the EU were closer in line, there was an even larger disparity in vacation / holiday time

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We need to see his data. So far in the 3 audits I've done top performing employees take the more & the same amount as bottom performing employees do. It could also be the metrics this guy is using are designed to lower the "performance results" with more time off.

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It's people like this who make me think I can't succeed in life without sacrificing work-life balance...

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Thank you, that's perfect! I'll watch out for the 🚩

Ergo, it is not possible to be a top performer and take a lot of PTO? 🤔 🙄

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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