Overheard in the design studio. The lead architect looked at a junior designer's 3D model and said, "It’s a beautiful concept, if the client is a villain from a 1980s cartoon." To be fair, it did look a bit like a lair.

Hello fishes,
I'm looking for referrals for QA lead role in Bangalore. Kindly DM me if you have any. Thanks..

What is personal independence??
Why Pwc asked me to fill all investment details for me and my dependant.
Can anyone please help me on this ??

@pwc

How's the policy in the natwest in terms of return to office. How many days it is compulsory to visit office. Is there any work from home policy there?

McK 🐠 can you work in PEPI practice in any office? Anyone in PEPI in the Midwest offices willing to chat? I’m currently in a T2 firm PE practice.

Moms with three kids and on a reduced schedule: What is your reduced schedule, and does it work for you? If not, what would be your ideal schedule? Just had my third and not sure how things will work... two was manageable, but three feels difficult right now

Hello,
Does anyone have advice for someone looking to purchase their first investment property? Maybe something you wish you knew before buying yours etc. I’m looking at single families

We found love in a hopeless place...

How to get interview in MAANG ??

Aloha instead of Halloween? We rarely get this many opportunities for free alcohol + snacks, so wondering if Dana is bait and switching us...

Anybody have workout shirt recs that are longer? I’m tired of shirts fitting at the shoulders and being too short … 6’1” 200lb

Anything wrong with using a suit jacket as a sport coat? Found a couple jackets (suit separates) that look good. I don’t wear my suit jackets without the pants though.

Hello good people! I need recommendations for a robot vacuum under $200. 😊

Hello is anyone willing to provide an Atlassian job Referral for US/Canada jobs?

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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