Paul, Weiss just matched

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Not to be confused with Paul Weiss, which has remained silent.

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I think all of us prefer a bonus with commas rather than one without.

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Meanwhile Paul: “I don’t know why everyone keeps telling me Weiss matched.”

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The most pretentious comma in the land....

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Thank, god

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About, time.

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Paul, Wuss.

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Oh, really?

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