Please somebody meet up and get married. I really wanna be invited to a wedding.😆

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Why don't we skip the marriage part. I'm just looking for my future ex wife.

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Louis CK has a joke about how the best part of getting married is getting divorced

Needs to have an open bar as well

Though asking in advance, anyone need a plus one to a theoretical wedding?

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That's OK. I'll just hang out here and see if anyone's into tall, athletic guys with a salt and pepper thing going on

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Let’s get married then divorced the next day.

Open bar? I’m down

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