Ran so fast to my close-to-departing gate that the gum I was chewing fell out of my mouth and in my hair. How’s your morning going??

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Some major stakeholders in my project were indicted for corruption over the weekend. I showed up to the client office and found police posted outside and the entire place is off-limits. I’m waiting for further instruction 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Quick, shred all the files

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Still waiting for my next flight - tbh felt miles better after puking 👌

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for the first time ever, missed my flight this morning, happy Monyay to all

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what type of conditioner are you using for said hair

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dove and coconut oil for the ends!

I assume you’re a female. It happens!

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