Sat on a kickoff call with a client today who spoke about himself in the third person - the entire time!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🙀

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Oh my god. That’s amazing.

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I wish there was an audio recording available

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These are moments to keep safe just to remind ourselves just how ridiculous and fun it can be sometimes.

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Was it WWF's the Rock? Because he used to do that alllll the time.

"You smell what the Rock is cooking?"

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No way. Wow

I hope you started calling him Coco

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Hello Fish Friends! Does a PhD count as project management experience?

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Hi everyone! I'm currently looking
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Hi everyone,
I want to learn Salesforce Tableau CRM (formerly known as Einstein Analytics) and switch to a different organisation. In my current company stuck in a project where there's no learning scope, no growth and work culture is toxic. Now I'm only going through Trailhead, YouTube playlist videos and practicing hands on in my free personal org. Are these enough to crack interviews or not? I don't have real-time project experience.

Anyone working in public policies or sustainability domain here? Particularly in the tech world? Working on an ESG project and need some advice!

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Is Atos have any bench policy,I joined atos in month of April but still I didn't get any project.
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Can you please help me will they fire me if I'm on bench for longer time.Atos

Can i get released from project while being on notice period ?

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Working at a boutique transactiona firm. First year did not receive much guidance and made a few errors, one of which could have been a deal but ended up being fine but overall I worked hard, billed hours above target and showed a willingness to learn. Three main partners in the group. I feel like I may have been written off by the one partner, still get a fair amount of work from another and the third has never really given work but has a rep for doing things alone or using seniors. Contd below

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I have joined IBM and resigned within 50 days.
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Now manager is threatening me that I will be placed under no hire to IBM.
Is it ethical?

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We have a big project going on and I am the only point person(initiate it, did lot of work, and knows the deets well), seems like my mgr wants to get a headcount. But I want to use this opportunity to get promoted, how can I get this across? Mgr is new(they fired my old mgr), mgr’s mgr is new too(re-org). So not sure if I should/can make a case, or how.

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What should I reasonably expect from a junior?

I manage a junior developer that's been with the company for about 18 months. I end up providing them of TON of support. I need to give them extremely detailed instructions or they fail. For bugs, I need to point them to a specific function that's causing the bug. For new features, I'm basically writing their method signatures and defining their test cases.

I've tried asking them to do more on their own, but when I do, they fail spectacularly.

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Definitely going to be a noobie question!

My client's medical provider asked for his PIP ledger: how do I get that? Just send a LOR to the carrier and ask?

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If h1 client location LCA amendment is in progress, can I travel outside country for visa stamping?

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I’ve been asked by a client to coach their team on how to structure and write scripts for their corporate event content (e.g. panel discussions). I’ve happily had a crack at helping them but it’s a bit out of my wheelhouse - is this ask something that would ordinarily be given to an agency copywriter? Or would it usually be something a content or speech writer would do?
Either way, I’m happy to add the additional skill to my CV 😅

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Feeling low these past months. I've been trying to make friends with some people in the project I got assigned to but it doesn't seem to work. They're a closely-knit group. I'm trying to look for...

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⚠️Toxicity Alert ⚠️

My previous manager would track us by hours daily, made a fuss everytime anything stretched and guilt us for that and the unplanned leave too unless it was COVID. Hinted him a lot of time, this is problematic but apparently he considered it "standard practice for agile".

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got email some days back. “We are pleased to have you join us at IBM and I welcome you to the IBM Client Innovation Center”. is cic different than gbs? where are our locations in india?

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Any one here from HCL Bangalore working DBS project as a L2 Enginner?

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How time it will take to reach 19LPA from 15LPA fixed at EY GDS for average performance.

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Pointers for putting in your two weeks (setting up a meeting, navigating the discussion, etc)? How do you go about it in the best way?

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Why Data Modeler role is on high demand these days?

I need a new hobby or something to channel my energy and emotions into. Something that won't require much of a time commitment. Ideas?

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I’m sure others have considered this, I really feel burned out on my specific subspecialty. For the most part I do interventional pain management. I am midway through my career, but I cannot in anyway see doing this for the future, it just doesn’t feel like I’m making a difference. I’m honored to be a physician and to help a handful of people, but any suggestions on changing specialties mid life? I have perhaps 15 to 20 years yet to practice.. I’ve looked at concierge medicine, I’m open

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Snowflake people - how many shares did they give you pre-IPO, how long before IPO did you join, and what was your level of experience?

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WFH parents - what’s your routine and how old are your kids? Struggling to find one for me.

Best firms for talent side entertainment transactions ? Then other wise entertainment transactions? Doing a bit of it at a big firm but would like to make the full time move.

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Hello Fishes,

I got an offer from Airbnb for the L7 role. I would like to know about the working culture of this company?

Thanks in advance!

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Larsen & Toubro Infotech has opening for roku and apple tv, dm if interested
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