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Do YoU LiKe DaNgEr?!?

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Like a Chevy?

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I did too

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Looks the ? mark is not working either…

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Received the exactly same message but from a different user. Wonder if all these guys have the same tactics? Lol

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Received the same exact thing😂

Took it a little further though, until I was asked for a phone number…

Wow, didn’t know spammers got here too 🤣 got to admire the intelligence of the spamming industry

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