Southwest FA on flight back to Chi: "and we got special seats for anyone from Cleveland - right out on the wing!"

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"Alright folks we're getting full now and are down to middle seats. So look to your left, look to your right, and if you see anyone cute you'd like to sit next to, give em a wink and sit down. That's how I met my ex!"

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They are my preferred airline. Check out their rewards system and companion pass.

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And now the pilot is singing take me to the ball game on the the intercom and the entire flight joined along

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"If for any reason you are unhappy with our service, we have eight exit doors out of this flight"
Do Southwest FAs get comedy training or something?! Pretty corny, but I love it!!!

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Is this your first time in a southwest flight? This is every flight.

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K1: Flown them only a couple times but not recently. Maybe I should try to do it more. Super convenient timing options, great about being on time, and hilarious flight staff!

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