If I hear the words “alignment” or “sync” one more time I am going to tar and feather myself.

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You should sync with your manager about this new alignment ASAP

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🤢

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Can we circle back on this or do we need to take this offline?

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Don't forget 'synergy'

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Ahhh that was the buszzword a while back. Now is “agile” 😆

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I think you and I are in alignment. Totally in sync! 🤣

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We need to synergize backward overflow 😂

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utilize best practices/synergies to achieve internal alignment and sync externally

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Make sure you align the feathers when you sync them with the tar.

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oh man I overuse it and leverage too but I blame being around corporate types all day 🤣 use to boycott it prior to the pandemic but I don’t know who I am anymore.

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Let’s double-click on that

Straighten the halo, ebbs and flows, moot, ooh I have a list....

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