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Erewhon: Help us sell 50$ water bottles

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Pretty cool that half your hourly pay can get you a smoothie tho!

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No joke I'd feel more ethically comfortable selling cigarettes

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Because they misspelled NOWHERE!

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They rip off influencers and rich people. The real crime is that hourly rate.

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And we’ll pay you less than a Hailey Bieber smoothie per hour to do it.

They definitely need a writer. That saccharine puddle of cliches had me retching by the second sentence.

Might as well pay people in water

Anyone here know the hiring team at Ralphs, I’ll write them copy pro bono.

Clean your screen

100% need to

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