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Always amazes me how bad ‘advertising’ companies (a term I use loosely as a catch all here) are at advertising themselves !

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Because in that instance they care little for the end consumer (aka their employees), it’s advertising based on what they want to say, not solving a problem their consumers care about

In any other industry this would obviously be parody.

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Cringe

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**Face palm**

Utter horseshit.

Lolwut?

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Dr Seuss hired as Lead Copywriter

@P.S, I’ve known many good creatives who’ve worked with you. You’re making them look bad. Stop trying to sound smart by over-pontificating (like your 3D “storyscaping” tool) and focus on core skills like creative production. You’ll be much better off for it.

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ThIs PaGe WiLl Be ChAnGiNg

Can’t wait to wear the #seizethespace hat and t-shirt at the same time.

I'm seizing the space in the middle seat on my plane

How would you advertise digital business transformation? The whole space is vague.

“Every part of your business is changing because of digital. We’ll help you re-think every aspect, and make sure it all works seamlessly together.”

Then maybe give some examples: websites, apps, marketing campaigns, front end systems for employees, back end systems connecting it all, and business structures that change as a result. That should get people in the right head space.

There’s an old rule that if you can’t clearly explain the problem you’re solving you either don’t understand it, or you’ve made it up.

This intentional obfuscation makes me trust P.S far less. I’d rather go to the partner that can clearly state what they do.

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