“The longer I put off starting my own firm, the longer it can remain a dream and not something I screwed up at.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother

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Ted Mosby is a whiny little 💩

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Saw this quote and it hit me like a nail on the head... is this why I procrastinate? At anything?

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Yep, what would you do if you were not afraid? Another good quote.

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When I was 16 and how I met your mother came out I thought he was the coolest guy living an awesome NYC life. As it turns out, I grew up and realized he’s uncomfortably whiny and has nothing to offer other than some corny advice about love - something he’s never had.

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Don’t let fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

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