The non-announcement, announcement... She made a post talking about making a huge life-changing announcement, but then said she isn't ready to make the announcement...what's the point of something like this?

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Somehow people keep upping the cringe. Like athletes getting better and breaking once-thought unbreakable records. 🤦‍♂️

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Someone is craving attention as a contrarian

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Weird

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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