The real question, we pooping at the office?

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As the saying goes: "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time."

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So really, we should ONLY be pooping at the office

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I’ve been pooping at the office since you were pooping in diapers.

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Only if it’s an emergency, and never on my floor. Sorry to the people who work on floor 3, you don’t deserve it.

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One of my CD's always shits in the very first stall wearing his bright red converses and i can tell he's holding his poopfarts the best he can whenever me or someone else comes in because it ends up being dead silent. Honestly it's kinda endearing and cute, akin to a child trying to hide by covering his eyes.

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Gotta put a muffler on it, or flush when you feel like you're about to burnout.

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Every time I walk into a meeting

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What a way to assert dominance...

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definitely me. recession indicator

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It is better to do it in a large office than to suffocate on the fumes in a 1 bedroom apartment

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do you mean getting paid on the clock to poop? sign me up

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If the bathrooms are private and single, YES! If there’s another floor in the building with shared bathrooms, then that’ll do too.

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