“The sun has left us, we cannot frolic in it naturally in the winter as in the summer.”

So just throwing this out there. Can agencies give us WFH bonuses to cover the cost of setting up a home office? I had to invest quite a hefty sum for a desk, office chair and upgrade my wifi connection. Also, can we deduct our work space rent area for tax purposes? Every little bit helps!

When the group email alias breaks and sends to everyone in the co...

Crispin Boulder. How bad is it?

Any recommendations for learning about and getting into screenwriting, and taking vague ideas from my head and fleshing then into something more concrete?

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Has anyone bought nothing phone 1 ? Hows experience ?

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What package can we expect for Salesforce Senior Solution Architect with 14+ years of experience in India?

Has anyone experienced non compete clauses? If I left a job after a week to work for a competitor, what happens? Is a week ok since I’m basically still being onboarded?

Hello! Need hearts to unlock my DMs! Thank you so much 💛🙏🏼

How do you approach usability testing for new onboarding sequences? I work with a variety of SaaS businesses and recently requests have come in to test onboarding prototypes.

New users are the first to touch onboarding so how do I recruit the appropriate participants to test? Recruiting new users doesn’t seem feasible, I would think we should run A/B tests and cross-check analytics to measure success? Any insight is appreciated!

Any predictions on when the drop will happen?

8/12 Thread (General):

Any business analyst looking for an exciting career with one of the top consulting firms of canada?

Looking for 2 to 8 YOE for lateral hire in Technology consulting roles. Folks with red hat, open shift, RPA, BPM, Salesforce CRM, big data & Analytics experience and certification, DM me for referrals.

If you were in a private company assistant controller position being offered $10k more to switch over to public and much better PTO days and fully remote as opposed to an in office position that I’m currently at in a Real estate growing company. Would u do the switch back to public (left public just recently)?

New job at a smaller law firm which provides a stipend for health insurance vs group coverage. Any recommendations for NY health insurance?

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

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AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"