“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

Hi i am supposed to join capgemini tomorrow. Got an email to submit documents as part of virtual onboarding. I have submitted the same and then i got another email stating "ON SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION YOU WILL RECEIVE READY RECKONER EMAIL". any recent joinees who can help me with what this is?

Any tips to prolong nail polish wear? My nails chip in less than 2 days with regular nail polish. I don’t want to get gel or powder because they ruin my nails and I only want to have my nails polished occasionally.

Anyone taken a hard pivot in their career via grad school for a completely different area of study?

Generally how long are on sites? Are they all on one day’s block? The entire 4 hours?

Currently a staff in audit - 6 months in. Glad to be learning a lot, and have had a generally positive experience at the firm other than a few interactions, some tough busy season nights. Really been intrigued by TAS/M&A, however, and had a few convos with a senior in TAS i know at the firm. It’s closer to what I studied, but don’t know how to make the jump as it seems an internal transfer could take 6+months/senior rank and a lot of convincing. Is it better to jump firms/has anyone done this?

Hi, i got a call from Hucon consultancy, Hyderabad regarding ADP manager opening but they are asking adhar number. Is it normal process that ADP ask adhar number before scheduling any interview?

What’s the relocation perk while joining ADP?

Hi, can I get a referral at ADP for the job id - 218816?
It would mean a lot to me. Thanks

Is 36LPA good in IQVIA for below-
Position offered: Pune, India - Lead Software Developer - 140
YOE: 7.11

Also, how much is the annual hike in %

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Hi all!

Could anyone please look at my CV and Cover Letter for IB associate roles? I need someone experienced to look at them before I start submitting.

Thanks!

If anyone with 1 year of experience (non-internship) or higher wants a referral to EY, DM me.

Can we get work permit to Canada without job ?

Hi, I am bringing together a team through a reorg any suggestions on how to bring a new team together remotely?

How has been your experience with client: Walmart Labs as a vendor?

Would you take a £10k pay rise to move to industry in a global role if it meant no promotion prospects and working with no team mates?

I’ve worked at the same well known tech company since I graduated school 8 years ago. I’ve been promoted 3 times so I’ve held a few different jobs within my org.

BUT .. I’ve applied to a few companies and getting no responses. Is it a deterrent for hiring managers/recruiters that my experience is based primarily at one company?

Is PDM ever going to be less crappy?

Recently joined the firm as a project delivery specialist. During recruiting, the team harped on how great my background was and how much a good fit I would be for the firm/project...

Well, I was on an onboarding call and they were talking about staffing and projects. The presenter said to reach out to them if you don’t think your project is a good fit. In his words “you were hired into the firm, not a specific project. We see you here long term... With the exception of PDM model” 😅
Cont.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

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So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.