This week all my fellow Indian execs are posting lessons learned from a good leader, Ratan Tata - who recently died, that they themselves are not going to follow at workplace.

Melts my heart to see that.

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on brand. pretty much every LinkedIn poat ever

But what did they teach you about B2B sales?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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It's the "loves this" for me

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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I woke up today tired.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

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If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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