To the Accenture recruiter who keeps viewing my LinkedIn. Pull the trigger or don’t but stop creeping on my profile 🙃

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

They’re actually going through your connections to find the right profile.

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This is spot on. No other reason for multiple visits.

Plot twist: they think ur hot

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They have a surprise Marlboro Man mustache waiting for them if they get me in an interview

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Lost in an old unused browser tab

Prob a bot

accenture is horrible - don’t go there

Mate, all consulting firms are cancerous, some more than others.

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