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Ok but serious question: what do you y’all have your assistants do? I never ask mine to do anything other than expense things…

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Yaaaaaasssss

And staff attorneys. So tired of my boss saying you have SO MANY PEOPLE you can delegate to. My ass.

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Less and less everyday

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Y’all should hire me , I do everything for my partner ✌️even the things he doesn’t ask me to do , we are at that point where I can read his mind !!!

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I used to have someone like that. Now I got a dud. 😭 literally, I leave step by step instructions and she ALWAYS takes a left turn. It's maddening.

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Sup... former stage manager now LA/Junior PL at your service.

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