Would you rather get a 50% raise, or get the one that got away back?

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50% raise because I’m the one that got away 😌

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It's OK. That tracking chip is still working fine.

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50% raise because you can use it to hire someone to bring her back

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Or him. 💁🏼‍♀️

I’d rather take a 1% raise than take back my ex

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No one has ever gotten away from me.

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That amateur?

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I would literally take $1 over my exes.

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The mighty chief has spoken

$1 it is

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I don't believe in "the one who got away." You ended for a reason. Never forget that. I'll take the raise.

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50% raise. Luckily I don’t have someone who ‘got away’

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This doesn't apply to you then, does it?

50% raise 🧐

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Lmfao. 50% raise all the way. Fuck ‘em, I’m retiring early.

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The one that got away bc they were rich

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If I was with the one that got away, a 50% increase wouldn't be enough to keep her happy. This must be one of those trick questions.

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I don't have a one that got away. But I'd take a husband over 50% raise

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50% raise.

Give me the fiddy. Cuz I don’t have a OTGA.

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The 50% raise for sure.

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