Use one more buzzword and I'll kick you in the low hanging fruit.

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We need to increase the KPIs that the business has supported this far, and then leverage some rockstars to really hit it out of the park. But let's take it offline for now

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I just love it when the synergies come together.

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This makes me want to puke

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Can you give me a ballpark figure for the estimated amount of puke? I don't want to get my feet wet so early on in the discussions.

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I'd like to get a 30k foot view of the puke but also please get as granular as you can.

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There's a deck being built that gives clarity from an external perspective on the KPIs surrounding the amount of puke. It's being done by our offshore rock star resources.

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But can we step back and think about the approach to assess the puke and its impact on the organization? How are we leveraging big data to drive key insights into its consistency and texture?

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Only when you look at it from an internal perspective...

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