v20 as hogwarts houses:


Gryffindor: Wachtell, DPW, Milbank, Sidley

Ravenclaw: Cravath, Latham, GDC, Covington, Williams & Connolly, Ropes

Hufflepuff: Kirkland, PW, Weil, Cleary, White & Case, Paul Hastings

Slytherin: Skadden, SullyCrom, STB, Quinn

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Newsflash - they’re all Slytherin

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i mean yea, but it wouldn’t be fun then

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Kirkland is OBVIOUSLY slytherin what are you saying??!!!

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Cravath is literally Slytherin personified in terms of “pure blood” ideology.

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Hahaha. KE as hufflepuff is the best part.

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I do not support this exercise.

How do you not have Wachtell as Ravenclaw?

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You think way too highly of DPW.

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I think the logic might have been Wachtell = best M&A firm and DPW = best Cap Markets firm, so they wanted to put them both together. Which would make sense

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I would switch Kirkland and Skadden

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Latham is for sure gryffindor

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Hard to call ourselves courageous but you can’t ignore the red and that we put “who you’d want to be stuck in an airport with” over academic honors

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Completely off lmao

Sidley is well known for being toxic. What on Earth made you put them in Gryffindor instead of Slytherin?

You think Kirkland and PW are Hufflepuff? Like really?

This is just so bad lol

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bro i’m slytherin af 😭 being a hero whack asl griffindork has no aura, sorry you identify with them so hard lmaoo 😂

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STB is def ravenclaw

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PH is NOT Hufflepuff. How dare you insult that illustrious house?!

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PH is kind of hufflepuff in this crowd but easily slytherin generally speaking

KIRKLAND AS HUFFLEPUFF????????

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accurate or wayy off?

Way off

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