Way too many promoted posts on LinkedIn? Or is it that my unemployed ass employed too much time on it and there no more stuff to read?

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Saw the dumbest take on LinkedIn today and then saw that it was promoted.

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The only thing LinkedIn is good for now is hate-scrolling.

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