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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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It's the "loves this" for me

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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