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So accurate! To be honest, I just write them for compliance. Sorry not sorry!

Hahaha. I can relate with this one. I mean, don't we all?

Omg I feel like this describes more of my day than I'd like...glad I'm not the only one lol

You're lucky if they ask you to revise it. But most of the time, it goes directly to the shredder. Haha

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