What an overachiever. No wonder my parents are disappointed.

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It took me longer than I care to admit to process that. I tried using logic too hard.

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Not only is the career choice impressive, look at those biceps. I’m such a loser.

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Even the dog feels this way

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Matched with what? A job? Why is that something to celebrate lol? Like if you go to med school aren’t you pretty much guaranteed a job afterwards? It shouldn’t come as a surprise that you actually got one.

Soo, he’s gonna be 3 different kinds of doctor? Lol I thought you could only pick one specialization. Eh I guess what do I know lol

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Awaiting for any reference.

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Which are the best forex card for an Indian travelling to UAE for a 2 months work engagement?

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I work in quant and rely on our company’s database for everydays task, but couldn’t get any support from the company’s tech/data team. It’s been such a struggle. Everyday im fighting with red tapes and firewalls. :(

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Is today salary day? I havent received my salary yet?

hey joined wipro this feb. its a new client account and project contract is till 2024.im thinking if i start looking for switch in 2023 and show that to wipro as a counter offer, would they retain me and match with an offer?band b3, 8.8 YOE, 26.5 CTC, skill Business intelligence consulting (business analyst)

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Hi! How long is the bench duration here? Is there lack of projects?

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Do we get product discounts on Google hardware that we want to buy for personal use?

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I’ve been struggling to find an agency gig for the last six months. freelance seems to have dried up and now I’m considering going for an in-house job. how bad will this move fuck my career?

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I'm searching for SAP Security openings for 3yrs experience.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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