What corporate buzzword/phrase always makes you go like this -> 🤦‍♂️

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Number one talent experience

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“Thanks for the push”

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BCG also 😭

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“Mission critical” ... wtf is this, a NASA voyage?

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Circle back

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CIRCLE BACK ARGHHHGGGHGGDGAG

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"Keep me honest"

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Hate this one

You’re on mute

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Or “sorry, I was on mute”

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Let’s double-click in on that

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I’m just glad my video was off to hide my reaction

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I used to make fun of « double-click » and said it to make fun of the expression...

Now I use it seriously. I’m ashamed

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You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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“Pivot”

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“We have a lot of wood to chop”

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Or a lot of row to hoe

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Leverage 😣

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Yesss. SO overused.

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"Let's table that"

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An especially bad one as it means two opposite things. In the US it means postpone or suspend consideration a thing, everywhere else it means to begin consideration of a thing.

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“One throat to choke”, “let’s open the kimono”, “get under the covers” 🙄 (recently talked to leadership about the last two)

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Never heard any of these used in buzzword fashion. Big yikes if they're actually used.

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“Something” as a service...

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Gah, my client uses this (it’s business is ___ as a service) and it drives me insane

Synergy

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Net net

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Anything with "sausage making". I don't know why but I always have some odd reaction when I hear this

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From a _____ perspective

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Yes. This one kills me. People have perspectives. Inanimate objects or concepts do not....a budget does not have a perspective....

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Lean in

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Love that from Ali Wong 👏🏻 "our job used to be no job, we had it so good"

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Work life balance

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