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Inspired by one of my kids' favorite books, I penned this masterpiece of an Ode to Consulting: One senior partner all alone Calls two managing directors on the phone Three associate partners at the door Bring along another four Five senior managers come overdressed Six managers show up with a guest Seven senior consultants arrive in a sack Eight associates sneak in the back Nine analysts come to work ALL THE CONSULTANTS GO BERSERK!!! Ok, I'll show myself out now... 😂

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Hi MD OP I have so many questions about you now :) 😀

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This made me chuckle. That’s one of my favorite children’s books authors. 😂📚🦛

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Good idea, but needs more original bits - let’s get these consultants doing calls, making decks, modeling, etc! Showing up in a sack, is not on point. Pls fix. I’ll check back this afternoon.

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