Inspired by one of my kids' favorite books, I penned this masterpiece of an Ode to Consulting:

One senior partner all alone
Calls two managing directors on the phone
Three associate partners at the door
Bring along another four
Five senior managers come overdressed
Six managers show up with a guest
Seven senior consultants arrive in a sack
Eight associates sneak in the back
Nine analysts come to work
ALL THE CONSULTANTS GO BERSERK!!!

Ok, I'll show myself out now... 😂

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Hi MD OP
I have so many questions about you now :) 😀

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This made me chuckle. That’s one of my favorite children’s books authors. 😂📚🦛

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Good idea, but needs more original bits - let’s get these consultants doing calls, making decks, modeling, etc! Showing up in a sack, is not on point.

Pls fix. I’ll check back this afternoon.

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