What have we come down to 🤯. People on linkedin are posting about their first deployment and how they were successfully able to store files on S3.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

I'd much rather see that than "Would love to connect and build a relationship!" 5000 times. Someone is learning.

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S3?

A storage bucket on Amazon Cloud Service

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