What is the best answer to “Do I look fat in this?”

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Yes, but you look fat in all of your other clothes as well.

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"No more than usual, dear." 💀

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Yup, get a bigger size.

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“Not fat, a bit chubby maybe.”

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When in doubt, answer the question with another question. “Do you think you look fat?”

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I’ve been waiting for you to ask!

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