What is the best answer to “Do I look fat in this?”

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Yes, but you look fat in all of your other clothes as well.

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"No more than usual, dear." 💀

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Yup, get a bigger size.

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“Not fat, a bit chubby maybe.”

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When in doubt, answer the question with another question. “Do you think you look fat?”

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I’ve been waiting for you to ask!

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You need to be sensitive to your partners needs. You should first ask if they would prefer the truth or need emotional support.

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A photographic memoir titled: The Shitty Forearm Tattoos of Men Who’ve Creative Directed Me.

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Anyone looking for reference in Cognizant.
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We want this globally 🤣🙏🏼

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I have joined UST a Month ago and still waiting for a team alignment. Could some one tell me the alignment process.

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When you know the employee survey results for your business unit will be absolute dog crap, just delay the survey and claim it’s so you can conduct a more focused survey for your business unit.

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Post your hatred here. Feel free to include your name level and role and the names of those whom you hate the most at your firm. Pls include why. Incriminating evidence is welcome. This is a safe space and there is literally zero chance your boss or any of your coworkers will find out. Not that many ppl may attention to what is said here.

We’re approaching annual review season and it’s very important you put your 2022 goals into the system. Most of you don’t have any goals listed (10.5 months into the year) and they goals mean f*ck all in the evaluation process, but I need you to get your goals documented TODAY.

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For those of you who faked having children during this WFH period to establish some sort of WLB or whatever other reason… how are you going to spin it when we go back to the office/ client site?

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Conduct annual performance reviews with your kids and let them know their status in the family is at stake. There’s no feeling in the world that compares to seeing an 8 year old kid on a PIP turn it around and earn an invitation to come back next year.

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If you’re not competent enough to solve real problems in the organization, create a few minor problems that you can solve and look like a hero.

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Only works managing up, tho.

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Hot takes on the internet- especially in anonymous apps filled with overpaid, out of touch, educated fools - is the best way to form your opinions on the issues of the day.

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When an organization is not adequately staffed, be sure increase the number of meetings to address how to allocate people. Forcing negotiations at multiple org levels around the same decisions will ensure everyone is totally aligned.

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Join the Politics Bowl for mature and well reasoned discussions about the issues of the day.

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How do I get promoted?

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Read your childrens’ diaries every week. That way you know if you’re not giving them enough privacy.

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