For those of you who faked having children during this WFH period to establish some sort of WLB or whatever other reason… how are you going to spin it when we go back to the office/ client site?

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I made an app for this. The Uber of borrowing people’s babies. Check us out - LemmeGetThatBabyForAMinute.ai

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Genius! Do you guys also offer photo shoots with my fake children? Are pets included?

Fake kidnapping. No one will ever find a baby that never existed

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You are one sick puppy. I like it

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Super dark buut.

Fake their deaths. Leverage the sympathy time off for a vacation

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M1 - Genius! You think any suspicious would arrise if one has 2 fake children and they have 2 different tragic deaths? Asking for a friend

Oh oh! Convince child care centers to take excursions. And add a second source of revenue. Charge the parents and the fake parents.

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By hiring a child actor.

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Bitcoin solves this.

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When an organization is not adequately staffed, be sure increase the number of meetings to address how to allocate people. Forcing negotiations at multiple org levels around the same decisions will ensure everyone is totally aligned.

This accomplishes three things:
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If you’re not competent enough to solve real problems in the organization, create a few minor problems that you can solve and look like a hero.

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