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Does Barclays give joining bonus???
I'll be joining tw as UI Lead, soon.
I'm a javascript/react developer since inception of my career & haven't worked much on CICD/JENKINS and similar technology.
Should I be worried that as a lead I don't know these and will it affect by job security?
Ps- I'm good at UI,js, react etc.
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Forge a DNA test proving you are 50% of whatever race each firm has the least of. When they try to put you on pips just claim racism and threaten lawsuits. By the time they figure it out you'll have gotten rich from yoloing your 4 paychecks on GME calls anyway
Would also claim they are discriminating based upon your sexual preferences. Bam. Done.
Your on the right track and making great life decisions
Secure a job with one, create an LLC, be a sub for three of the others as a SME.
*advice. Pls fix.
1. Lie your way to get offers from all big4. At every interview, leverage the lie that you have competing offers from the other 3
2. Commit tax fraud to pay taxes only on your lowest (KPMG) income while you hide the other 3 incomes
3. Under deliver on all your work at all the 4 firms (hey, you got 3 backups)
4. If anyone ever gets on to you, threaten to sabotage the project and their career bad