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works at Accenture
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What on earth is this….

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The Harvard Business School (Course Certificate) population is evolving

Pretty soon people will be LARPing as founders for companies built on ridiculous ideas with no upside potential. Oh wait…

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Ok, looking at the website this actually seems like a pretty decent job specific training tool

But anyone who puts this as experience on their linkedin needs to be locked up in the town square so passersby can pelt them with rotten fruit

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EY 1
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Shame shame shame!

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Good thing it was a remote role

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Sincere question: if im going to LARP as a consultant, why would i pick the fake Accenture job over the fake BCG job?

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Actually… it’s 4 Months-Present, they’re probably 80% done 😂

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Deloitte 1
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Farmville for investment banking

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Northrop Grumman 1
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Underrated comment

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an Accountant 1
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Probably gonna be your replacement after downsizing.

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I have had stuff like this on my LI as a virtual internship; If no one is taking it seriously, why are companies investing millions into programs like this?

also how on earth is BEST BUY a small company.

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works at McKinsey & Company
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What are the hours like for a program manager in the Bay Area?

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a Producer / REP
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Curious what the compensation / commission model is for US director reps? I work in Canada. Thanks I’m advance!

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works at Decision tree consulting
▸ Strategy
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why cts blacklist any company any idea?

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works at Virtusa
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works at Deloitte
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Is this the Pune office address?

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a Director
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Anyone use magnetic earrings to promote lymph flow? Notice any effects or have any info to share on that topic?

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works at Boston Consulting Group
▸ Strategy
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Has anyone gotten to the point where it is physically painful to try and concentrate? Not sure what to do at this point; had Ritalin for a bit, but I adjusted in like 10 days before the benefits went away. Now I’m scared I’ll just keep getting worse

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works at Larsen & Toubro Infotech
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Hello,

Does DI only cater to Indian Clients? Or they have projects from other countries too?
Except the US ones
I know USI caters to US clients

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Hi, What is the leave policy at Deloitte India?.. is it similar to Deloitte USI?

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Anyone think Stellar is good buy?

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Reading Untamed by Glennon Doyle and I want my own Abby!!! Sigh.....

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Client had a privately held REIT in IRA. Trying to transfer to IRA I manage to diversify. I need some help. Continued...

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a Full Stack Developer
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works at KPMG
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Which is better company to work for Citi Bank Or @Northern Trust Corporation Risk management role

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For people who have profit sharing what have your experiences been? Ours is every March but it is a variable number based on how we do the prior year (duh obviously) but also only my boss gets to decide and he gives no criteria on why he chooses what he does. Don’t get me wrong I am super thankful to be in a location with great PS opportunity and upside but it is so hard to plan my life out not knowing what my income will be that year. Also there’s no way to know how my bonus compares to my peer

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works at EisnerAmper
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We are hiring! Great work/life balance and exposure. PM me if you want a referral.

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a Senior Associate
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Deloitte US just announced layoffs. Any other B4 started layoffs too ?

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Hi Guys,
I attended infosys technical interview for Java developer (7 year experienced) on 17th October. Answered most of the questions. No updates after that. When to expect the next round ?

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a Vice President
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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Enthusiast

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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It's the "loves this" for me

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works at Isobar
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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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a Senior Manager
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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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a Lead Software Engineer
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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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a M&A Analyst
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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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a Chief Product Officer
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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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