👀What would everyone say are the odds that this job listing is in anyway real?

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Did this mention the salary?

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Is Elon looking for a new assistant already?

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The important question is do YOU think it’s real?

I want this to be an elaborate joke where they interview and keep up the facade and make you do challenges. Then it’s at least fun.

Can you imagine what a slimy creep this dude is? Working for him would be a nightmare

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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