What’s the most offensive but rated G insult you’ve given?

Got offer from BCG for ECT. Read numerous comments about ECT being not attractive compared to Generalist track. Also heard challenges about billability/utilization. Any views/ guidance appreciated!
I am not super keen to become a partner (selling) and main reason to join will be working with different clients, smart talented people and a good brand. End goal (at the moment atleast) is to stay for few years and return to the industry. 15 YOE

Are new recruits eligible for mobile phone reimbursement within one month of joining? I understand that it needs to be configured first.

What is your favorite productivity app? I’m needing a new one, I’ve been using Click up but don’t care for it.

How tough is it to get internal switching from one role to other in CitiusTech?

Where do you like to buy your gym clothes? What brand workout wear do you like the best? I have really only tried Old Navy.

Signing off for the day! Looking forward to continuing the conversation tomorrow. Keep the questions coming :)

Looking to buy an Indian outfit for my mom. 4ish lacs budget. Any recommendations?

What's your favorite planner? Digital or paper?

I have a rogue 1st year analyst who is promising things to a client he has no business promising. He shouldn't even be talking to the client. This kid isn't gonna last long.

Ever had one of those days where everything is just making you cringe so bad, to the point all you want to do is sit on the ground and cry?

Today is one of those days, and even when I know things will get better or "this too shall pass", I am sad, I can't enjoy whatever good there is...I feel powerless.

Two in one special:
1. What gets you most excited on a weekly basis?
2. One aspect of today's society you wish you could change?

Is the late checkout until 4pm guaranteed for platinum elite members?

we've got a new hire who wears dress clothes to the office on saturdays. fuckin weirdo

FAANG is now MAMAA (Meta, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon and Alphabet)…Whoa Mama! As if there weren’t enough acronyms in our lives. Happy Friday All!!!

Hello,

Long time fishbowl lurker, first time poster.

I work in Healthcare consulting (8 yoe). I'm incredibly passionate about Healthcare and have thought a lot about how to make meaningful changes that keep people healthy and how it can be affordable and accessible to all. I know Google has been operating in the Healthcare market. Anyone here open to connect so I can learn more about its current activities/future plans? I'd like to see if there's a role that I'd be a good fit for.

Thank you!

How many hours are you IBD guys REALLY working. Everyone says 80+ hours but never seem to be around when you need them

What are the best and realistic Public Finance exit ops?

Anyone in LA following the FIRE regimen? If so, can you share a bit about your journey thus far and ultimate goal?

Staying connected with a recruiter on LinkedIn that ghosted me in hopes they will see the update when I start my new and way better job 😌

Men marry their second mom.

Getting over heartbreak and having a full time job is torture lol. My boyfriend and I just broke up after almost a year of being together. It was such a beautiful relationship but ultimately he just didn’t love me. I love him so much. My mind knows that I deserve reciprocal love and I’m worthy, but I feel physically ill. My body hurts, my stomach is in knots, my head hurts. How is it that I have to mend a broken heart but also meet my billable hours lmao

Pic thread! Pic thread!! Pic thread damn it!!! Come on everyone!!!!!

I’m 22 and make 76K/year. I feel like I’m falling behind the ball. All I do is work and go on walks and sleep and do it all over again. This isn’t the life I want but I know I’m very privileged. Is this it?

This is gonna sound super bigheaded & egotistical but I promise it’s coming from a humble place

I’m what you could call an over achiever. Damn near straight A’s all my life without really trying. Graduated school straight to a six figure job, wrapping up my masters, and I’m in real estate & stocks. I work out often, so I’m fit, and I’m considered a “chad” I guess you could say

I get a lot of praise for these things and sometimes I just don’t know what to say. I say thank you of course (cont)

Anyone here cringe or shudder when they see someone with loads of Botox and face work done? I find it hard to look at people like that.

I keep trying but I just can’t get into or finish The Eternals. Big Marvel fan and like the actors… 🤷‍♂️ just something about the movie that’s so meh I can’t keep watching it for more than 15 minutes.

This middle schooler told me that smelling nice makes your more eloquent and then sprayed me with something. I don't know what he did but after that I had a weird axe-scent.

I’m seriously considering eating dinner at 5:30pm. Does that mean I’m officially old??

I wanna be distracted from .. whatever admin work I am doing now. How was everyone’s day?

Probably the least racy confession on here but I really liked Windows 8 and I'm sad there's nothing like it anymore

So I have family situation I've been dealing with and yesterday at a company function outside the office, my supervisor brought it up in front of a bunch of people. First of all highly inappropriate, but also it's nobody's business. She's made comments before outside of work about how her boss is gay, blah blah blah. I'm just at a loss. Should I report it to HR? And if I do, how do I do it without it being known that it came from me??

My sister thinks that me being miffed about a guy not finding time to text back within 24 hours is abrasive and demanding.

She’s a people pleaser and different personality, but dang I’m not asking for much.

Been with my GF since college and we recently hit the 4 year mark. 1-2 years into our relationship I found out she had instances of micro-cheating (flirting with guys, talking to ex’s etc - but nothing physical) and we addressed it. To her credit and my knowledge, she’s been apologetic and great at respecting boundaries since, but I still feel the pain from her actions years ago (and have talked to her about it). Feeling lost about whether to just leave or to try and work things out

I’m addicted to online blackjack

How has snoop dogg managed to stay that lean over the years?🧐

It’s my birthday today. Took off from work. In a chatty mood. Anyone want to talk? Lol. M fish 🐠 here.