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After submitting my resume for the Global Finance and Business Management full time position at JP Morgan (my dream job!), I got a HireVue invite the next day! However, I completed it 9 days ago and still have no response....
When do we get a response in average, and after how much time does it mean I probably am not getting an offer to continue?
Thanks!
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Nepotism
I know a white blonde woman who impressed someone with her clarinet playing skills and got into an IB job. Then spent every chance she got at the pub drinking with colleagues and worked her way up to MD in less than a decade. I think the clarinet qualifies as unhinged.
Email everyone in a group for coffee chats
Show up at the office and try to hand in physical resume
Strike up convos with anyone carrying a banker gym bag
Interpretive dance 💃🕺
Have a friend who was at a non-target in LA and snuck into UCLA networking events by befriending a janitor there
That’s crazy 🤪 I’ve always thought of doing this when I was a student, turning up at different university target career events. Didn’t have the balls to
Sleep with a mid-level you meet at a club in NYC. It’s more common than you think…