When you finally get your visitor badge at the client site...

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And getting spat on by a coworker that looks suspiciously like Harry Styles.

Terrible movie

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Also true for the client site experience

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Have you seen the contractor desks at Microsoft? Basically folding tables in shitty back corners lmao

Not even a FAANG company

Wow. This is PTSD for me. Went to industry 2 years ago. To a client! Keys to the castle haha!

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Hi Fishes,

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In Cognizant was in a support project and no more new scope of learning with package 8.4 LPA; Received TCS offer of 12.1 LPA and accepted it. After resignation now Cognizant is saying that they will match the package and an assurance of onsite in 2022 (may or may not be true); what will be correct action? In terms of job security, WLB?

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Anyone asked to work at the client site for busy season?

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How is the J&J project in LTI?

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Hi,
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I am wondering if anyone has any knowledge of a project coordinator average salary in tech?

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Hi fishes,

I joined
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My client asked me to come full time. They is ok to give me position in the Bay Area office. He offered me a Project Manager role or Principle Software Engineer role if I want to stay technical. Cont.

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WTF Tata Consultancy Tata Consultancy

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When I get deliveries, I always ask the delivery person to “just scribble” instead of a signature as it’s not good for either of us to be touching their screen. I then ask “ha how did you know what my signature looks like?” Always puts a smile on their face 🤣

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There’s nothing like waking up to a call on August 1 from my district coordinator telling me that they want to move me from my middle school resource room SpEd position (which I love) to K-5 Setting 3 SpEd position. I told her all the reasons that won’t work for me and even gave her another idea that would require a non-licensed teacher to be moved so I could take her place at the hs. So, I’ll be spending my Monday applying for a new job in another district. How’s your Monday going so far? 😭😔

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What is the current onboarding process at IQVIA?
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🌟 #HumbleBrag

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How does BCG referral work? Once you get referred, will I receive a link or should i just apply manually ?

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Them mullets gotta be kept well!!!

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7/8 Thread (BC):

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Time to load up on the UVXY calls yet? Thinking about Oct.

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Litigation partners: how many years did it take for you to start and finish a case to completion with no one editing your work? (When can i third year kid finally learn to file something without crazy redlines on my motions from partner?)

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It's like they were there with me Thursday...

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Consultant: The solution has been pushed to UAT and awaiting approval for PROD.

Client:

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Especially on Fridays...

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“Being a consultant is not stressful at all” - Marc 26 years old

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I don’t see the problem.

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Adapted from an earlier post🐝

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Is it promotion season already?

Newly minted senior cons be like:

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Target will help us with our clients’ next reorg... just need a few shelves and baskets for that fresh Op Model and people/process transformation project.

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Me every day

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When you have been delayed all day...

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When the firm replaces the engagement manager and the first thing they do is tell the client to step up and take some ownership of THEIR project.

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When the client complains to you about a decision they made after you specifically advised against it.

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My face exactly

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Avengers cast was out ahead of the whole WFH / return to office thing by YEARS.

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My inner monologue is a little rusty

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The one who knocks.

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