Why are my f*ing stocks down? Run the money printer!!!

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I fuqn hate Friday meetings, I just want to do my stuff and log off by 3. Anyone else on the same boat?

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Welcome to the rage bowl 😈 go ahead and comment a situation that currently has you pissed.

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Not me raging, but two SMs on my project were getting heated on a call today. It ended with a “we’re taking this offline”, that’s when you know it’s bad

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