Why did Donald tank the stock market today?

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Coronavirus (crashing the market and economy) is the best, last hope for democrats. This is how sad things are.

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It’s cute, until y’all run out of your prescriptions, and freak out. Or realize condoms and birth control ain’t getting shipped over either. Get ready for quarantines and rhythm method... eyes on Lombardy...

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FACT: Obama was slow to react to Hitler’s invasion of Poland in 1939 and we were only able to win WWII because of Dear Leader Trump.

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You can’t blame him. He left the US to India where he is being celebrated and praising the country’s unity (while New Delhi is rioting over illegal immigration fast track efforts for non-Muslims or something)

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If him leaving is going to kill my retirement savings, maybe we need a presidential travel ban!

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So he can blame it on Obama.





Oh, this wasn’t meant to be a revised Why did the chicken cross the road joke?

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Because Donald isn’t happy that he can’t eat beef patties for a few days.

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I wish I know which hotel (do they have Trump branded hotels in India?) Donald stays in. I would shipping a Big Mac to him and happily collect your paycheck.

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What's your target retirement savings? Target age? Combined or single?

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I just hit my lean fire number but am hesitating to pull the trigger, so was hoping to run it by people smarter than me:

- I have a few rentals that bring in ~$1800/mo cash flow, taxes are negligible, Capex incl.
- My paper assets will bring in ~$1200/mo at 3% draw
- I get free Healthcare at the VA
- No plans on kids
- My expenses haven't topped $30k/yr ever
- I could always reenter the workforce if needed (albeit probably not in consulting)

Please point out the flaws here, what am I missing?

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Well, its a good thing I sold ARKF when it was $55 last year

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When my portfolio was going nuts 🚀💰 made over $100k profit last year and on same process this year.

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So true 😅

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Guys once u start getting letters for tax pls ping here, not sure if today also tax people will get letters

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🗣Lock Him Up!!! Throw away the Key!!!

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Mentally incapacitated like this Rep must undergo treatment or be isolated from the general public away on another planet.

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Disappointed in these members of the party of personal responsibility

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But her emails

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