“You can’t wear a bikini to a sandstorm and you can’t wear a burka to a swamp.”

Applied for a role with Salesforce and had both a talent advisor and corporate recruiter reach out to schedule time to talk about the role. Is this normal for the recruiting process for two different people to reach out to schedule time? Is one more senior than the other/different approach?

Can anybody refer me for Entry level Fund Accounting role? Currently I'm pursuing MBA in finance (final year) and have an experience of 1.5 years in US Accounting and undergone Investment Banking Internship of 3 months.

DWAC stonk of the day again??

I have 17 years of experience and have an offer from EY GDS for role "Senior Managing Consultant" (Rank 32) under Technology Consulting.

Most of my experience is with Solution/Technical Architecture in the Telecom, Media and Energy & Utilities domain.

I would like to understand if EY GDS assignments are allocated taking into consideration one's domain expertise also or is it like an open field where any kind of business has to be learnt within short time as part of consulting ?

I'm thinking of moving to Denver soon. Can you fine folks tell me what pros and cons the city has to offer? I like hiking as much as I like dancing and bar hopping. Seeking a balance of nature + city

Hi folks 👋🏻👋🏻

Anyone has blue points to exchange? I have 80 bluepoints. If interested then please let me know.

It's time now I guess. Going back to India permanently. Came to Canada for my MBA but couldn't get a job. I have prior IB exp and CFA & CPA. Did a free PE internship for 5 months. Stay safe !

Favorite light to medium coverage foundation with spf?

Any tips on studying for BCPS without residency, just several years of hospital experience?

M&A lateral here - any insight into Latham, Gibson or K&E?

Anyone know who Ye’s “third lawyer” is?

Is it possible to lateral from NY big law to LA as a first year?

Sixth year lit associate looking to lateral in LA. I followed a partner to my current firm when my old firms LA office dissolved, but it is not a good fit. Anyone know of big law firms here that are hiring mid/senior level associates?

Dumb question from me: what is an anthem spot?

Any brand/model recommendations for stylish and functional thermos bottles?

What’s the best store you’ve ever worked at and why?

Are there any HR professionals who would be open to guiding me. Could really use some advise in terms of growth and path that I should take.

Does any firm have HH this Friday? F/25/NYC

How hard are the Series 7, 65, or 82 exams? Interested in those because I don’t see myself reaching accredited status via capital alone any time soon.

What’s your experience with leaving a company every 2-3 years for more $$?

Post YOE and TC/year below

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯