Media Coordinator: Hey, do you have an ETA on the audio? The Account Manager is having heart palpitations... Not that he actually has a heart...
“Would it be possible to have IT install a kensington security desk lock on my bottle of purell so that no one steals it?”
“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯
AM: Unfortunately, due to Corona Virus, the sex toy store ads you did last week all need to be redone with new toy specials.
INTERN: Can you voice for me? CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend? INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.
"The client says our UX wireframes don't look premium. They're wireframes! It's structure. They're the skeleton. Brad Pitt and I both have the same skeleton. But only one of us looks premium."
“I always use the default emojis when messaging clients of colour. I don’t want them to think I’m super into being white of anything!”
Account Manager: Look, I get it, you’re one of those hip white-sneaker-wearing creatives, but I know what the client really wants...
“I don’t know whether to pause now and have a cry, or power through so I can have a longer, uninterrupted sob...”
“Yes, she audibly farted on the call with the client.” CW: “Ironic considering she caused this shit on herself.”